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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs
and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked,
'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied,
'Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are
healthy and in good shape before I buy.'
Larry, looking worried, said,
'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

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LOVE YOU Rapunzel out the window...yet can't watch Wonka ever quite the same again...cause really? Did I make you stop when the Little People would sing? Well.....they are iferland Royalty....What do you get when you Love a Great Queen....Lots of Puff Quilts...& the Girl of Your Dreams....Where are you at?....Who ever top that?....What do you think will come of that? I don't like the Look of it....

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Me: OMG I'm going to do something productive today!
Facebook: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need to go out-
Facebook: Do you?
Facebook: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Facebook: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Facebook: Sh sit down.
Me: Ok...

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It just irritates me to no end when someone with NO authority over me tells me I have to and then labels me rebellious when I don't...I did not vote for you...WHAT are you?

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I got "Bella Cullen" on the What Twilight Character Are You? quiz! http://apps.quizbone.com/portal/781906/1340461088?ref2=f_asp

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I got "Beagle" on the What dog are you? quiz! http://apps.quizbone.com/portal/533161/1340461050?ref2=f_asp

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I got "FlametheFlare" on the Which Lyoko warrior are you? quiz! http://apps.quizbone.com/portal/782854/1340461051?ref2=f_asp

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