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After the recent events in Miami with the Bath Salts Zombie..... SO FUNNY!!!!
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t-hoot they're comming for ya http://lite987.com/oneida-county-sees-first-bath-salts-zombie-style-attack-david-schrader-of-marcy-arrested/
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So in my infinate wisdom the other day, I solved the mystery of the "bath-salts zombie" case.... Two dudes decide to do the bath salts... they're in Miami and of course it's hot, so nudity happens... then right when dude #1 wants that last piece of Hubba-Bubba grape bubble gum, dude #2 puts the piece in his mouth ... dude #1, trippin hard, thinks, "Oh, hell no he didn't..." Moral to the case: always split that last piece of Hubba Bubba grape.
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Here's what news from Florida looks like when it's actually important and not some ridiculous sensational BS like Trayvon Martin or the bath salts "zombie" or some other crap "adults" shouldn't be worried about. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/21/everglades-restoration-fe_n_1615850.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
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Just looked up the whole "bath salts" zombie thing in florida.. dude was missing his whole face. WTF
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It's Too Hot...
New Bath Salts zombie stories...
Lebron's getting a title...
Check out this "Call Me Maybe" satire video...
(insert Foster The People concert Photo)...
Well, now that I've covered that, we can all ignore our news feeds for the rest of the day...
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