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Fb won't let me do FUCK ALL ON HERE!!!!..I bet ya if i was sitting here naked fb would say.."yeah Fee of course you can look into your Notifications!..would you like 2 Poke one of your friends?"
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"Can you COAX your mind from wandering and keep to the original oneness? Can you deal with most vital matters by LETTING events take its course? Can you STEP BACK from your OWN mind and thus understand ALL THINGS? Having without posessing, acting without expectations, leading without trying to control...This is supreme virtue..I dont know who gave birth to it....It is older than god"....writer you know who you are.
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Once upon a time ago there as a little sparrow who would not fly. His mother could not make him fly. His father could not make him fly. One day his grandfather came and asked him what was wrong. The little sparrow cried, "I can not fly."
"Of course you can!" said the Grandfather Sparrow and with that he gave the little sparrow a hard push of the branch. Suddenly the little sparrow began to flap his wings...and he flew.
Sometimes all we really need is a push, maybe a gentle nudge or a hard shove. Isn't it amazing once we fly how big the world becomes?
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A friend just called me up and sounded like he was in serious distress ...
Me: "Hi mate"
JW :"Hal, I've got a Serious Problem and I was wondering if you could help me out, You've been such a good friend over the years and I'm hoping I can count on you....?
Me:(sounding very concerned) Of course you can , what's up?
JW:Well,I'm not sure that I can cope anymore,its all so stressful,Life used to be so simple and now I've just been given this ALL ACCESS pass to every single Olympics event and I'm having a serious problem trying to decide which events to go to. I was wandering if you could help me decide...?
Me: F##k off you TOSSER
JW:Ha ha
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