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Just having a Jobsearch. Looked at a Job on the DirectGov website (Job Reference BEV/42227) all read well, Boxes ticked right up to the very end of the job description.... It read ''The successful candidate must be able to speak fluent Slovakian''. The Job Is 2 Miles outside Hull. Is it just me or shouldn't the Slovakian's be speakin fluent English !!!! ?

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Blimey, who'd have known using the Direct.Gov service to change the address on your driving license would be so difficult! They make it seem harder than doing nuclear physics in space, while juggling hamsters.

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My director got awarded a DBE by the Queen: http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Nl1/Newsroom/DG_202128

Quite proud of being a part of the EBI!

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Thanx Maged Abdel-Wadood http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Governmentcitizensandrights/Yourrightsandresponsibilities/DG_176761

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Become a Magistrate also known as a Justice of the Peace (JP) http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Video/CrimeandJustice/DG_WP198824

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Keep a look out for this scam. http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Nl1/Newsroom/DG_194193

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