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flash this just across the wire from the AP, boys will not be allowed to return to the town of Sandusky Ohio, do to a recent malestion fright, young boys were evacuated to churches, for safe heaven, it was also noted, they were walking funny when retunrning, this reporter can only assume, those church pews can get mighty hard...
it was also noted the young boys seemed to have found work while exiled, as they had an outlandish supply of pops and candy bars.. stay tuned for more breaking news
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BREAKING NEWS from my Buddy Michael Anthony Smith, guitarist,vocals,and sometimes bassist of his own band, AND others, and a voice on Radio Station 97.3 The River WRVV......The city of Sandusky,Ohio petitioned to change their name to something far more acceptable....opting to change it to ......Snooki's Liver, Ohio....lol
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You know who was hurt the most in this whole ordeal by name association alone... the residents of Sandusky, Ohio... And the American workers at Callahan Auto... they make the best parts money can buy...
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So. Josh Boegner should meet me in sandusky ohio on Tuesday. That way there would be someone cool in sandusky ohio other than myself. Just saying. Btw. It would be really cool if a group of people, any group of my friends, would go with me.
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Can anyone tell me if the KFC around Franklin isn't taken down like with Clarion's?...please?....I can't stand to not have the delicious menu in my belly anymore!..at least not till we go out to special places like Sandusky Ohio!
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In light of the recent convictions for molestation, the City of Sandusky, Ohio is considering changing it's name to the less offensive Hitler, Ohio.
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BREAKING NEWS: after events of the last week, sandusky ohio is changing their name to West Cleveland.
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